1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

2.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
pi,
it's
never-ending
and
irrational. "】

3.
"I
love
you
more
than
a
squirrel
loves
nuts. "】

4.
"I'm
not
Fred
Flintstone,
but
I
can
still
make
your
bed
rock. "】

5.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
garbage
is
dumped,
and
so
are
you. "】

6.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"】

7.
"You
must
be
a
magician
because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears. "】

8.
"I
love
you
with
all
my
butt,
I
would
say
heart,
but
my
butt
is
bigger. "】

9.
"If
loving
you
is
wrong,
I
don't
want
to
be
right.
Unless
being
wrong
means
never
having
to
do
laundry,
then
I'm
okay
being
right. "】

10.
"I
love
you
more
than
Kanye
West
loves
Kanye
West. "】

11.
"Is
your
dad
a
baker?
Because
you're
a
cutie
pie!"】

1
2.
"I
must
be
a
snowflake
because
I've
fallen
for
you. "】

1
3.
"I
love
you
like
a
squirrel
loves
collecting
nuts
for
winter. "】

1
4.
"If
you
were
a
vegetable,
you'd
be
a
cute-cumber. "】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
Roller
Coaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
always
a
wild
ride. "】

1
6.
"Are
you
a
magician?
Because
whenever
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears. "】

1
7.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "】

1
8.
"They
say
Disney
World
is
the
happiest
place
on
earth,
obviously
they
haven't
been
in
your
arms. "】

1
9.
"I
love
you
more
than
a
squirrel
loves
hoarding
acorns. "】

20.
"If
beauty
were
a
crime,
you
would
serve
a
life
sentence. "】

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