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瑜伽发朋友圈幽默的句子(瑜伽图片发朋友圈)

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瑜伽发朋友圈幽默的句子(瑜伽图片发朋友圈)
1.
"Namaste
in
bed
all
day"【#yogahumor】

2.
"I
do
yoga
to
relieve
stress
just
kidding,
I
drink
wine
in
yoga
pants"【#yogalife】

3.
"Yoga
is
not
about
touching
your
toes,
it's
about
what
you
learn
on
the
way
down
(to
the
floor)"【#yogaeverydamnday】

4.
"I
don't
always
do
yoga,
but
when
I
do,
I
feel
like
a
pretzel"【#yogalove】

5.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
I'm
just
saying
no
one
has
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room
during
yoga"【#yogafun】

6.
"I
tried
hot
yoga
once,
it
was
like
yoga
in
a
sauna,
but
without
the
relaxing
part"【#hotyoga】

7.
"Life
is
better
when
you're
upside
down,
except
when
you're
doing
yoga
and
your
head
starts
to
throb"【#yogahumor】

8.
"Savasana
means
'corpse
pose'
in
Sanskrit,
so
basically
I'm
just
practicing
how
to
be
dead"【#yogalife】

9.
"I
don't
always
do
yoga
poses
correctly,
but
I'm
fierce
and
flexible
in
my
own
way"【#yogaeverydamnday】

10.
"I
do
yoga
because
punching
people
is
frowned
upon"【#yogalove】

11.
"Yoga
is
my
happy
hour,
except
there's
no
wine
and
I
have
to
wear
clothes"【#yogafun】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
next
yoga
class"【#yogahumor】

1
3.
"The
only
thing
standing
between
me
and
a
yoga
body
is
pizza"【#yogalife】

1
4.
"Yoga
is
not
just
for
people
who
can
touch
their
toes,
it's
for
everyone
who
wants
to
stretch
and
breathe
like
a
champ"【#yogaeverydamnday】

1
5.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
yoga,
I'm
just
passionate
about
feeling
good
and
reducing
stress"【#yogalove】

1
6.
"Yoga
is
not
a
competition,
it's
a
journey
of
self-discovery
and
beautiful
imperfection"【#yogafun】

1
7.
"I
do
yoga
to
calm
my
mind,
but
then
I
end
up
wondering
what
I'm
going
to
eat
after
class"【#yogahumor】

1
8.
"Yoga
is
my
happy
place,
unless
my
mat
is
next
to
someone
who
doesn't
keep
their
feet
to
themselves"【#yogalife】

1
9.
"Yoga
is
a
love-hate
relationship,
but
mostly
love
because
it
makes
me
feel
awesome"【#yogaeverydamnday】

20.
"I
don't
always
do
yoga,
but
when
I
do,
I'm
in
my
happy
place
and
everything
else
fades
away"【#yogalove】

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