1.
"Could
you
please
pass
me
the
salt,
darling?
I
can't
reach
it
with
my
delicate
little
arms. "
【温柔语音】

2.
"Oh,
you
think
I'm
cute?
You
should
see
me
in
the
morning
before
my
coffee. "
【搞笑句子】

3.
"I
promise
I
won't
be
mad
if
you
ate
the
last
slice
of
pizza. . .
I'm
just
incredibly
disappointed. "
【温柔语音】

4.
"I
may
be
gentle
as
a
lamb,
but
don't
underestimate
my
power
when
it
comes
to
snuggling. "
【搞笑句子】

5.
"You
are
the
butter
to
my
toast,
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni,
and
the
salt
to
my. . .
well,
everything
apparently. "
【温柔语音】

6.
"I
like
to
think
of
myself
as
a
delicate
flower,
but
let's
be
honest,
I'm
more
like
a
cactus. "
【搞笑句子】

7.
"Can
I
borrow
your
jacket?
I
forgot
mine
and
it's
a
little
chilly
outside.
Plus,
you
look
way
cuter
in
it
than
I
do. "
【温柔语音】

8.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
superhero,
but
have
you
ever
seen
Batman
and
me
in
the
same
room
at
the
same
time?"
【搞笑句子】

9.
"I
just
want
to
remind
you
that
you
are
my
sunshine,
my
only
sunshine.
Don't
ever
forget
that. "
【温柔语音】

10.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
how
I'm
still
single,
but
then
I
remember
I
have
the
attention
span
of
a
goldfish. "
【搞笑句子】

11.
"I
may
seem
sweet
and
innocent,
but
I
can
also
be
the
queen
of
sass
when
needed. "
【温柔语音】

1
2.
"If
there
was
a
medal
for
overthinking,
I'd
have
a
gold
one
by
now. "
【搞笑句子】

1
3.
"I'm
not
very
good
at
math,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
you
+
me
=
adorable
couple
goals. "
【温柔语音】

1
4.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
lazy,
but
I
once
tried
to
order
pizza
through
my
TV
remote. "
【搞笑句子】

1
5.
"You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat. . .
or
it
could
be
the
excessive
caffeine
intake,
but
let's
go
with
the
first
one. "
【温柔语音】

1
6.
"I'm
convinced
that
eyebrows
are
the
most
important
feature
on
a
person's
face.
Mine
just
happen
to
be
permanently
surprised. "
【搞笑句子】

1
7.
"I
love
you
more
than
chocolate
cake,
and
that's
saying
something. "
【温柔语音】

1
8.
"My
doctor
tells
me
I
need
to
exercise
more,
but
my
Netflix
account
tells
me
otherwise. "
【搞笑句子】

1
9.
"I
may
not
have
a
green
thumb,
but
I
do
have
a
wicked
sense
of
humor. "
【温柔语音】

20.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
spirit
animal
is
a
sloth,
but
I
like
to
think
of
myself
as
a
graceful
gazelle. "
【搞笑句子】

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