1.
Trying
to
write
this
assignment
is
like
trying
to
convince
a
cat
not
to
nap
–
futile.
【LOL】

2.
The
blinking
cursor
is
mocking
me
–
it
knows
I
have
no
words
to
offer.
【SIGH】

3.
My
brain
feels
like
an
abandoned
attic
–
dusty
and
filled
with
cobwebs.
【GROSS】

4.
If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
I
procrastinated
this
essay,
I’d
be
rich.
【TRUE】

5.
The
blank
page
is
taunting
me,
daring
me
to
fill
it
with
words.
【CHALLENGING】

6.
This
essay
is
taking
longer
to
write
than
the
Lord
of
the
Rings
trilogy
to
watch.
【EPIC】

7.
My
inner
editor
is
in
a
state
of
panic,
and
I
think
it’s
contagious.
【STRESSFUL】

8.
Can
someone
please
explain
to
me
why
we
have
to
write
essays
in
the
first
place?
【QUESTIONABLE】

9.
I’d
rather
be
playing
video
games
than
writing
this
assignment,
but
alas,
here
I
am.
【SAD】

10.
My
thesis
statement
is
like
a
delicate
flower,
and
I
fear
that
I’ll
crush
it.
【DRAMATIC】

11.
Writing
assignments
have
become
my
new
form
of
cardio
–
my
fingers
are
getting
quite
the
workout.
【FUNNY】

1
2.
Whoever
made
APA
style
a
thing
–
why?
Just
why?
【CONFUSED】

1
3.
My
keyboard
is
starting
to
look
like
a
Jackson
Pollock
painting,
and
it’s
not
abstract
art.
【MESSY】

1
4.
Just
when
I
think
I’ve
got
a
handle
on
this
essay,
a
dark
cloud
descends,
and
I’m
back
to
square
one.
【DEPRESSING】

1
5.
My
roommate
thinks
I’ve
gone
insane
because
I
keep
talking
to
myself
while
writing.
Little
does
she
know,
it’s
normal.
【WEIRD】

1
6.
I
wish
I
could
write
essays
in
my
sleep
–
that
way,
it
would
feel
like
a
dream
come
true.
【WISHFUL
THINKING】

1
7.
My
essay
is
like
a
Rubik’s
cube
–
I
just
keep
twisting
and
turning,
hoping
to
find
the
solution.
【ANALOGY】

1
8.
I’ve
been
sitting
at
my
desk
for
so
long
that
I
think
my
chair
has
become
part
of
me.
【OUCH】

1
9.
This
assignment
has
brought
out
a
new
side
of
me
–
the
side
that
eats
an
entire
tub
of
ice
cream
in
one
sitting.
【EMOTIONAL】

20.
I
never
thought
I’d
say
this,
but
I’m
starting
to
miss
high
school
essays.
College
essays
are
a
whole
new
level
of
pain.
【NOSTALGIC】

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