1.
"I
promise
I
won't
steal
your
fries,
but
can
I
have
one?"
】

2.
"Excuse
me,
sir,
do
you
have
a
map?
I
keep
getting
lost
in
your
eyes. "
】

3.
"Can
I
borrow
your
phone?
I
need
to
call
heaven
because
I
think
I
found
an
angel. "
】

4.
"I'm
not
a
mathematician,
but
I
think
we're
a
perfect
equation. "
】

5.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?"
】

6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
】

7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
】

8.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
Netflix
queue. "
】

9.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
】

10.
"Could
you
please
speak
up?
I'm
having
trouble
hearing
your
compliments. "
】

11.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Wonder
Woman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room?"
】

1
2.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
doing
my
own
version
of
the
cha-cha
slide. "
】

1
3.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
caffeine,
I
just
have
a
relationship
with
coffee. "
】

1
4.
"Excuse
me,
ma'am,
are
you
a
magician?
Because
every
time
I
look
at
you
everyone
else
disappears. "
】

1
5.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
】

1
6.
"I'm
not
a
superhero,
I'm
just
a
humble
do-gooder. "
】

1
7.
"I'm
not
lost,
I'm
just
taking
the
scenic
route. "
】

1
8.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
deeply
contemplating
life. "
】

1
9.
"I'm
not
a
doctor,
but
I
know
a
thing
or
two
about
healing
with
laughter. "
】

20.
"I'm
not
perfect,
but
I'm
perfectly
imperfect. "
】

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